The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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