I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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