You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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