i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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