so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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