k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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