He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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