And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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