K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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