please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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