this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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