ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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