i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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