Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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