At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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