I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Randomize