It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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