i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
This is not my ceiling
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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