Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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