Are we in a gay sports bar?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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