ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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