She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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