My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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