im gay
i know
yea but for you.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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