Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just found a bag of teeth...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
