problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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