my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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