I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I party with great urgency now.
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