yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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