ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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