I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.