Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It happened again.
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level