i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.