is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.