Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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