What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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