how can u be prego again
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I have tasted many bathrooms
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
