I don't think brook has ever known best
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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