I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm both gender and math confused
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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