It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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