Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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