What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
