what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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