you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Terrible idea I love it
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
God, I missed his penis.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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