I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
