She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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