i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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