you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Randomize
