I'm drive I can fine osifer
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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