Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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