quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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