he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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