Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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