i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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