OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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