Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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