I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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