Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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