Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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