i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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