When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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