tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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